Aug 3, 2007

hey, baby...want a date?

OK. so you probably already got this on an email from me.
but it really made me laugh out loud. and after this week, heck, we can all use a giggle.

and Linda - i promise. no more cracks about a slutty Shirley Temple.

Here is your dose of humor... A. Follow the instructions to find your new stripper name.
B. Once you have your new name, post it here in the comments! (yes, boys too!)
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new firstname:
a = Chesty
b = Fantasia
c = Starr
d = Diamond
e = Montana
f = Angel
g = Sugar
h = Mimi
i = Lola
j =Kitty
k = Roxie
l = Dallas
m = Princess
n= Heidi
o = Bambi
p = Bunny
q = Brandy
r = Sugar
s = Candy
t = Raquelle
u = Sapphire
v = Cinnamon
w = Blaze
x = Trixie
y = Isis
z = Jade

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = Leather
b = Dream
c = Sunny
d = Deep
e = Heaven
f = Tight
g = Shimmer
h = Velvet
i = Lusty
j = Harley
k = Passion
l = Dazzle
m = Dixon
n = Spank
o = Glitter
p = Razor
q = Meadow
r = Glitz
s = Sparkle
t = Sweet
u = Silver
v = Tickle
w= Cherry
x = Hard
y = Night
z = Amber

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = hooter
b = horn
c = tower
d = fire
e = thighs
f = hips
g = side
j= jugs
i = shock
j = cocker
k = brook
l = tush
m = sizzle
n = ridge
o = kiss
p = bomb
q = cream
r = thong
s = heat
t = whip
u = cheeks
v = rock
w = hiney
x = button
y = lick
z = juice

now that you have your new name, feel free to make me laugh by posting in my comments.
and no, i will not tuck a dollar in your g-string.


Allison said...

Dallas Glitterhips.

Now that's hot.

Steff said...

Montana Sweet-thighs.

I think the hyphen adds a lot, don't you?

Anonymous said...

Just call me Starr Leatherridge!

Mary Ann said...

Sugar Heavenridge saying Hello!

Pat said...

Hmmm....that would make me Raquelle Leatherlick - I'm picturing shiny boots and a whip, and it's not a pretty sight! :P

Susie Q said...

Montana Glittersizzle....

I am thinking loads of sequins and a huge cowboy hat. No matter, I will still end up looking like John Travolta in Hairspray...with a hat.

And that is with OR without the clothes. Sad isn't it?

Love ya,

Melissa said...

Dallas Silverthong! It sounds like one of the elves from the Lord of the Rings!

Or a stripper. You pick.

Coleen said...

SAy hello to Star Velvet-Kiss