Aug 14, 2007

i have no life.

here's proof. this is what happens when work is slow. which it isn't. but it was at one point and i found this, tucked away in my folder on my desktop.

Veni, Vidi, Viper (Yow! There's a snake in my bed!)
" " vermicelli (we're having Rice-a-roni for dinner)
" " valentine (be mine)
" " Ventura (we're going to hell)[this would be in connection to a group of directories we just sent to the printer. it was hell.]
" " valencias (yum! oranges!)

veni, vidi, vasectomy (do i have to draw you a picture??)
Veni vidi volcanus (I came, I saw, I blew up)
Veni vidi vixen (I came, I saw, I called her a fox)
Veni vidi vicious (I came, I saw, I got my butt kicked)
...voluptuous (I came, I saw, I better not go there.)
...velocity (I came, I saw, I retreated quickly)
...vomitus (I came, I saw, I threw-up)
...vacuumus (I came, I saw, I cleaned up the mess)
Veni vidi viscosity (I came, I saw, I got my oil changed at Jiffy Lube)
veni, vidi, violencia (I came, I saw, I pummeled a certain rep) [sales rep. ugggh]
veni, vidi, vulgaris (I came, I saw, I swore like a sailor.)
Veni, vidi, voce (I came, I saw, and someone sang!)
Veni, vidi, volare (I came, I saw, I drove a '76 Plymouth)

i was laughing. but i crack me up sometimes.


Melissa said...

Hey, isn't there an old song called "Volare?" I must Google that some time - it seems to be running through my head sometimes.

You crack us up sometimes (all the time) too!

Steff said...

Isn't it great when you can make yourself laugh?!

elle said...

There is an old song called Volare...sung by Dean Martin or some other 50's 60's crooner. Definately google worthy!

This TOTALLY cracked me up. My personal fav " veni, vidi, violencia" because I might have to pummel a certain fellow employee in retail hell if she moves any slower through the freakin store!

Ok I vented. LOL Have a happy day!

Jolene George said...

LOL! You are a hoot, my friend! I finally got to read everything I've missed lately with you. The thought of you peeing in a cup in the parking lot of the convention center totally cracks me up! :o)
I love your scrapbook pages. You're one talented girl!

Susie Q said...

Oh my. I am twittering like a silly goose over this.
I needed this laugh, Thank you dear heart.