Aug 21, 2007

just call me a dork.

photographic proof.
see that on my chin? that's milk.
that fell out of my mouth. (which i don't understand, it's so dang big how can ANYTHING fall out)
from the jug.
yes, i drank out of the jug. get over it. i'm 45 and if i wanna drink from the jug i will.
actually, what happened, is that there wasn't much left. so i took off the lid, gave it a smell, then went for a taste. when it spilled. all down my chin.
dorkus malorkus. my new latin name.


Jolene George said...

LOL! I love it! a true confession. I'm guilty of drinking from the jug a time or two....and usually spilling. What I love is that you took a picture. LOL!

Pat said...

LOL! Too funny - and how brave of you to include a photo!
...if I had a nickel for every time I've tried to hit my mouth - and missed...well, my piggy bank would rattle. :P

Steff said...

And then you took a picture! LOL I don't like milk very much but I swig from the OJ carton!

Susie Q said...

Oh Miss Valerie...I am woefully behind and hate that I was not here to say I am sorry for your horrible, rotten, no good, extremely poopy, veddy bad few days.

I send hugs through the Internet waves in the air...hope you get 'em.

Ain't life like that? I figure that you and I both are due for a few really great days. R.E.A.L.L.Y. great. We are so due.

And, even when you have had a really rotten, no good day, you still make me laugh really hard.

You are a talent Missy...yes you are. Do not give me that look.


Melissa said...

Better than what's on my chin - a big, ugly, painful zit.

Easier to get rid of too.

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Becky said...

Drinking out of the jug is the only way to go! Unless Oreos are involved. Got any??

Kenny said...

I don't know what's funnier...picturing this happening or actually seeing the picture!