not that i read 'em (because i don't, but my Grandmother LOVED them. embarrased the beejeebers out of me when i would take her grocery shopping, and she would pull out either the Star or the National Enquirer from its rack to have a read.), but i get all the information i need, just by looking at the latest bulk email i've been getting.
consider these lastest deliveries to my In box.
from Eva D. Felix:
The Supreme Court has been attacked by terrorists. Sen. Mark Dayton dead!
funny. i hadn't heard about either. apparently his office hadn't heard he was dead.
and apparently they didn't know he wasn't up for re-election, so he's no longer a senator.
oh and this one, too, from Mimi:
Fidel Castro dead.
first i've heard. i'm sure the first Fidel's heard as well.
viva la internet!