in case you missed them, here's some holidays a-comin'. get your Hallmark cards now.
(sorry, i can't celebrate roller skating day. can't rollerskate.)
Jan 11 2007 thank you cards day (are you listening or reading, brother in law?)
Jan 11 2007 step in a puddle and splash your friend day (only if you don't want them speaking to you ever again)
Jan 11 2007 tattoo pride day (ink it loud)
Jan 11 2007 family communications day (what? i wasn't listening)
Jan 11 2007 pharmacists day (God bless those that gave me vicadin in '05)
Jan 12 2007 roller skating day (riiiiiiight)
Jan 12 2007 make your mark day (not to be confused with Tagger Day)
Jan 12 2007 rubber band veteran day (huh?)
Jan 13 2007 door to door salespeople day (great. a special day to ignore them)
Jan 14 2007 secret pal day (wanna be mine?)
Jan 14 2007 dress up your pet day (only if i want to die. i put a pair of antlers on Elvis one Christmas. worst.bleeding.ever.)
Jan 14 2007 assembly line worker's day (workin' in a coal mine, goin' down, down, down...)
3 comments:
Do I detect someone who got one of those "off the wall celebrations" calendars for Christmas?
And what the heck is a rubber band veteran, anyway?
Do I detect someone who got one of those "off the wall celebrations" calendars for Christmas?
And what the heck is a rubber band veteran, anyway?
If you don't mind, I'll hold onto the party hats until National Chocolate Lover's day - I'm sure there is one!
(if not I'll start one!)
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