My favorite jewelry: silver.
My favorite store: Target.
(i do, however, really like makeup & gettin' mah hair fixed.)
So if you have an inclination, here's what's on my list.
- i want Britney to put some panties on.
- i want actors to quit thinking they can sing, and for singers to quit thinking they can act (Toby Keith & Don Johnson, i'm talking to you!)
- i want politicians to really be acting in the Public Interest.
- i want more cooking shows like Paula Deen's. say it with me: butter is good.
- i want fashion designers, society & the media to stop promoting that size six is what everyone wants to be, when the average size in America is 12.
- i want Botox to go away.
- ditto commercials for "natural male enhancement."
- i don't want Sylvester Stallone to make another "Rocky" movie.
- ooops. too late.
For some reason, i don't think you'll be able to get these at your local megamall. So i'll settle for warm good wishes and a few hugs.
Even if they're only cyber ones.
6 comments:
I just LOVE your list! Such a hoot but SO true. You have a talent for writing!
Sending some of those cyber hugs and good wishes!
Sue
Fabulous - sign my name to this list!
I so agree Valerie!
and give me some butter!!!! I love miss paula deen!
Gee, why don't you wish for world peace while you're at it? Ha!
Actually, when I read the post title, I thought of a song my sister found last year (by the Dirty Boyz):
"All I want for Christmas is to get crunk!"
Whatever that means.
i think the world could use some more crunk, Melissa. oh, and world peace, too.
Haha, crunk. That is such a college word. I had never heard of it before I came here!
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