Dec 2, 2006

all i want for Christmas...

i'm not a "typical" chick. i'm not looking for a Coach bag for Christmas.

My favorite jewelry: silver.

My favorite store: Target.

(i do, however, really like makeup & gettin' mah hair fixed.)

So if you have an inclination, here's what's on my list.

  • i want Britney to put some panties on.
  • i want actors to quit thinking they can sing, and for singers to quit thinking they can act (Toby Keith & Don Johnson, i'm talking to you!)
  • i want politicians to really be acting in the Public Interest.
  • i want more cooking shows like Paula Deen's. say it with me: butter is good.
  • i want fashion designers, society & the media to stop promoting that size six is what everyone wants to be, when the average size in America is 12.
  • i want Botox to go away.
  • ditto commercials for "natural male enhancement."
  • i don't want Sylvester Stallone to make another "Rocky" movie.
  • ooops. too late.

For some reason, i don't think you'll be able to get these at your local megamall. So i'll settle for warm good wishes and a few hugs.

Even if they're only cyber ones.


Susie Q said...

I just LOVE your list! Such a hoot but SO true. You have a talent for writing!

Sending some of those cyber hugs and good wishes!


Pat said...

Fabulous - sign my name to this list!

Jolene George said...

I so agree Valerie!
and give me some butter!!!! I love miss paula deen!

Melissa said...

Gee, why don't you wish for world peace while you're at it? Ha!

Actually, when I read the post title, I thought of a song my sister found last year (by the Dirty Boyz):

"All I want for Christmas is to get crunk!"

Whatever that means.

Valerie said...

i think the world could use some more crunk, Melissa. oh, and world peace, too.

Allison said...

Haha, crunk. That is such a college word. I had never heard of it before I came here!