"Dumber than Advertised" - and -
"Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing it's idiot."
(could the two be connected? the truth is out there.)
"Kobe Bryant's Future Baby Momma"
(only if you are smoking hot.)
"Seat Belts: They're Not Just For Smart People Anymore"
"He who laughs last is slowest"
(wait....what? oh, i get it)
"I've spent all my money on eating out & scrapbooking supplies.
"The rest i just wasted."
"If at first you don't suceed, blame your parents."
(well, duh. my whole generation has made a career out of it.)
currently watching Anamaniacs on DVD. love that show.
"Uh, say Brain, what d'you wanna do tonight?"
"Same thing we do every night, Pinky...try to take over the world."
Get in line, Pinky...the Government is in front of the line.
peace out. and keep your eyes on the road.