just something to mull over, during these last waning days of '05.
personally, i love #5.
10 THOUGHTS FOR 2006
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
3 comments:
Cute Val!
Thanks for asking about me. Christmas was just a huge disappointemt this year. I am such a dork to get my hopes up. lol
Linda
Oh my gosh, that list is hilarious!!
Val, don't worry about me (although its really nice to know someone does :) )
I had just hoped to get together with my family over Christmas, and its not in the cards this year.
I can relate to your post about how we women do it all for Christmas, I got my nose bent outta shape feeling unappreciated. But thats not what Christmas is about anyway.
Linda
p.s. you have the longest word verifications on your blog... half the time I get them wrong! LOL
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