Dec 26, 2005

hmmmmm.....

just something to mull over, during these last waning days of '05.

personally, i love #5.


10 THOUGHTS FOR 2006

Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

3 comments:

doodlebugmom said...

Cute Val!

Thanks for asking about me. Christmas was just a huge disappointemt this year. I am such a dork to get my hopes up. lol

Linda

Teresa said...

Oh my gosh, that list is hilarious!!

doodlebugmom said...

Val, don't worry about me (although its really nice to know someone does :) )

I had just hoped to get together with my family over Christmas, and its not in the cards this year.

I can relate to your post about how we women do it all for Christmas, I got my nose bent outta shape feeling unappreciated. But thats not what Christmas is about anyway.

Linda

p.s. you have the longest word verifications on your blog... half the time I get them wrong! LOL