So in the shower this a.m., the Niece came in to the bathroom, "because i'm cold."
"want to get in the shower with me?" i ask. i mean, at this point, i'm hoping she won't be scarred for life by seeing me nekkid.
sure, she responded (did i mention she was also nekkid?).
so along we went, me finishing scrubbing up and what not, when she pointed at my, um...
neatheregions and asked:
"is that your weenie?" (everyone, whether a girl or boy, has a weenie)
yep, i respond. matter-of-fact, i figure. short quick answers are best.
she then flips at the, um....hair down there.
"it sure is furry."
just check your dignity at the door, Gentle Reader. check it at the door.