or so says Bill Engvall.
in my case, it's gonna be Brendan.
i realized this a.m., as we wandered through the OC Swap Meet, that on our last trip, i purchased a fruit company packing label.
i don't know where it is.
then i remembered at my trip before this trip to Target, i bought a mini Christmas tree - suitable, as the label said, for small rooms, RV's offices or apartments.
dude. it's a dang foot tall. it's suitable for my old Barbie Dream House.
like i said, i bought this mini tree. i even bought mini ornaments.
i don't know where they are.
so apparently i've lost what was left of my mind. CMS perhaps? (can't 'member shi....) Alzheimer's? hmmm... the possibilities are endless.
so...Kristie? i have an idea for a Christmas present for me. ginkgo biloba.
wait. forget it. i'll just forget where i put it.