so after the downer yesterday, i thought you could use some giggles. heaven knows i do!
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it is yours to keep forever. If it doesn't, it was never yours to begin with.
But if it just sits in your living room, eating your food, using your phone, messing up the place and doesn't realize you've set it free...you've either married it or given birth to it.
A reason to smile: every seven minutes, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
My mind not only wanders, it leaves completely.
Amazing! You hang something in your closet for awhile and it shrinks two whole sizes!
Sometimes i understand why i'm here. Then i regain consciousness.
and my favorite...
They say we need to get in touch with our bodies. I asked my body yesterday, "Body, how would you like to go to the 6pm toning class?"
And clear as a bell, my body said, "Listen, fatty, do it and die."
happy hump day!