As of late, i have been getting a lot of spam. Unfortunately it's not the kind of spam i can grind up, add tomato sauce, olives, cheese & onions, spread on bread & broil to perfection.
So my email server does an excellent job, delivering straight to my Bulk folder, where i transfer it to my In box, mark as Spam & send it to email hell, as well as my blocked senders list. On the rare occasion where i've accidentally opened one, they always seem to be about some stock market scam..er, opportunity that i MUST TAKE ADVANTAGE OF NOW!!!
Not that it matters, because there's always new senders' names as well as the weirdest subject lines EVAH!
Here's just a few - and typeset just as they've sent to me:
said he would leave
our solar system emerged in
But those pale in comparison to today's...
Wow. Don't know what it has to do with stocks, but if it lasts too long, you should probably go to ER.
Happy Friday & weekend, everyone. And ladies, keep an eye on your househusband's swelling.