Sep 14, 2006

a never ending font of useless information...

that's my job. it's what i do best. retain completely useless info and then pass it on to you. enjoy.

* a woman wearing stilettos exerts 552 lbs of pressure per square inch at the heel. ouch.

* the term "underwear" first came into use in 1879.

* no matter which way Mickey Mouse's head faces, his ears always face the front.

* 59% of women do ten or more hours of housework per week, only 22% of men do the same.

* Ty Cobb had a .22 slug lodged in his shoulder.

* polar bears have been know to swim 100 miles from shore.

* only four days of every year are exactly 24 hours long. no wonder i can't get anything done.

* if it takes a second to vacuum one square foot, it would take 12 years to vacuum Ohio. (yeah, and it would still be 59% of the women doing it)

* the star Sirius, gives off 26x more light than the sun. (yes, and more radio stations, too)

* an alligator can run as fast as a horse. (no wonder no one can catch the one dumped at a park up in Los Angeles. he's too fast for 'em)


more of my favorite bumper stickers:

I'm still hot - it just comes in flashes.

My other vehicle is in orbit.

Remember: it's pillage first, then burn.

It's my cat's world - I'm just here to open cans.

Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed,
chocolate makes it worth it.

Don't Drink & Derive.
Alcohol and Calculus Don't Mix.

and my two personal very favorites...

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

If I Had a Life, I Wouldn't Need a Bumper Sticker.

Happy Thursday, everyone....the weekend's almost here!


doodlebugmom said...

Funny stuff Val.

Paula Deen has that "I'm still hot" thing on an


Matt said...

Wow, very interesting post! Especially about the polar bears!

Matt Duke

Pat said...

LOL! Thanks, I needed that chuckle!
(FYI- Alcohol and physics don't mix either!)