Sep 14, 2006

a never ending font of useless information...

that's my job. it's what i do best. retain completely useless info and then pass it on to you. enjoy.

* a woman wearing stilettos exerts 552 lbs of pressure per square inch at the heel. ouch.

* the term "underwear" first came into use in 1879.

* no matter which way Mickey Mouse's head faces, his ears always face the front.

* 59% of women do ten or more hours of housework per week, only 22% of men do the same.

* Ty Cobb had a .22 slug lodged in his shoulder.

* polar bears have been know to swim 100 miles from shore.

* only four days of every year are exactly 24 hours long. no wonder i can't get anything done.

* if it takes a second to vacuum one square foot, it would take 12 years to vacuum Ohio. (yeah, and it would still be 59% of the women doing it)

* the star Sirius, gives off 26x more light than the sun. (yes, and more radio stations, too)

* an alligator can run as fast as a horse. (no wonder no one can catch the one dumped at a park up in Los Angeles. he's too fast for 'em)


...............and...............

more of my favorite bumper stickers:

I'm still hot - it just comes in flashes.

My other vehicle is in orbit.

Remember: it's pillage first, then burn.

It's my cat's world - I'm just here to open cans.

Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed,
chocolate makes it worth it.

Don't Drink & Derive.
Alcohol and Calculus Don't Mix.

and my two personal very favorites...

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

If I Had a Life, I Wouldn't Need a Bumper Sticker.

Happy Thursday, everyone....the weekend's almost here!

3 comments:

doodlebugmom said...

Funny stuff Val.

Paula Deen has that "I'm still hot" thing on an apron...lol

:o)

Matt said...

Wow, very interesting post! Especially about the polar bears!

Thanks,
Matt Duke

Pat said...

LOL! Thanks, I needed that chuckle!
(FYI- Alcohol and physics don't mix either!)