this just made me laugh when i got it.
When Girls Drink Too Much
1) We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.
2) We believe that dancing with our arms overhead, wiggling our butt and yelling "woo-hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance move ever.
3) We suddenly decide we want to kick someone's ass, and honestly believe we can do it, too.
4) In our last trip to pee, we realize we look less like the goddess we were just four hours ago and more like a homeless hooker.
5) We start crying & telling everyone we see that we love them sooooo much.
6) Every time a new song plays, we get extremely excited, jumping up and down and screaming "OHMYGAWD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
7) We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.
8) We suddenly take up smoking and we're really good at it.
9) We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us lemonade, but that's because we can no longer taste the gin.
10) We think we're in bed, but the pillow strangely feels like the mop in our kitchen
11) We fail to notice that the toilet lid is down when we sit on it.
12) We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault we're having problems walking straight.
Happy Friday. Please do not try to prove the validity of any of these this weekend.