Friday night, the Husband suggested we go to the swap meet Saturday. and, being the agreeable sort that i am, well...i agreed.
down here, the Orange County Fairgrounds hosts a swap meet every weekend. it's truly a cornucopia of everything.
fresh produce. spas. hair care products.lotions. art. mirrors.
heck, they've even got two trailers for haircuts.
but the most fun, is the people watching.
and believe me, here at the O.C. Swap Meet, you get plenty of subject matter.
there's the chicks that look, well...normal.
there's the women who look like your grandma. your grandma who is dressing like the average teenage girl. and then there's the women who SO do not look like they would be caught dead at a swap meet.
then there's the trailer park trifectas.
i saw many of them yesterday. it made me laugh, even while i recoiled.
what's a trailer park trifecta, you ask? a triple threat. picture this: a chick, who, like most of us, has an *ahem* little extra padding all around.
but TPTs go further. their tops are WAY too tight for their body shape, as are their pants. which results in the trifectas.
boobs. muffin top. belly.
i cannot tell you how many of them i saw yesterday. my favorite was the one who had some kind of tat on the *ahem* top of her boobage, AND her shirt was rising up on her tummy, exposing the faboo belly button piercing.
dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me. hot like me, indeed.
i love people-watching. sociology was one of my favorite subjects in college. but this, well...it really was too much.
like i said, it's not that i have anything against people with extra padding. Lord knows i've got more than my share.
but i ain't about to share it by wearing a top so tight i can see the scar from your appendectomy on your tum-tum.
heck. even i have my limits.