hmmm. rather TITilating, TITle, wouldn't you say?
c'mon - 'stimulating'? 'broad'? 'TITilating'????
that's funny. because i still have a junior high sense of humor. don't believe me? check this out.
so - after a horrible, angst-filled day yesterday, and a beyond boring, horrifying and humorous night at school last night...
horrifying & humorous you say? read on...
last night, i'm at photo class, waiting for it to start, playing solitaire on my Nintendo DS. there's a woman in front of me and a man next to me (the very same man who gave the most gawd-awful, boring lecture on Adobe Lightroom - for a moment, i was back in beginning algebra, wishing for death to take me.) and another woman next to him.
those two were chatting away, with the woman in front of me occasionally jumping in the conversation, then jumping out again.
woman in front of me turns around to the other two. chipper as can be. "oh, i've wanted to ask! how's your husband liking retirement?"
wait for it....
"he died. two years ago."
you could've cut that silence with a knife.
the woman in front of me apologized most profusely. wishing, as i know i was, for the floor to open up and swallow her whole. and while i was horrified, feeling terrible for this poor woman, at the same time, i was biting the inside of my lip, realizing the black humor in the situation.
and black humor for me rocks.
after a few minutes, woman in front of me got up, walked over and apologized most profusely to the other woman, who accepted it graciously. as she should.
the boring part - the man next to me who did the presentation on Lightroom. (linda, my friend, you should've been there. he would've cured your insomnia in a heartbeat.)
i dang near dislocated my jaw several times during the presentation. and high tailed it out of there at break.
so today, my mom & i had a date to hit the Scrapbook Expo, down in the OC Fairgrounds. i sometimes dread these dates, only because my mom, God bless her, canNOT get around worth a darn, and does not recognize her own limitations. so - she does too much, messes herself up again, and THEN my stepfather gets mad at ME because I was the one who invited HER.
so, after a so-so shopping experience, in the rain, we came home. and before i could share my limited purchase with the Husband, he announced his own economic stimulus package:
he has a third interview up in Chatsworth next week.
i was ready to rejoice, when he said that they had called and scheduled it for next Wednesday, THEN they called again and moved it up to Monday - at 3:30 p.m.
(not that i understand why it is that these people don't understand that AFTER the interview, the Husband has to drive home. in prime drive time gridlock.)
now there is much rejoicing in the land - not about the gridlock, about the third interview.
makes me almost wish i had bought more stuff today.
more to follow.