Mar 10, 2009

stupid.

there are people out there that are stupid.

i'll give you a minute to let that set in.

yep, i know. really? stupid people in the world?? how can that be?!

a couple of weeks ago, we were watching some show that was exactly how stupid you can be, and still walk upright. the would-be Mensa applicant tried to rob a convenience store. the old coot behind the counter, after refusing to hand over the money, THEN electronically locked the door, AND locked himself behind the bulletproof glass.

*snicker*

and our aspiring thief was actually begging for the cashier to open the door with the ever-popular, "c'mon, man, i cain't (yes, not a typo) go back t'jail."
(p.s. - he was a skinny, stringy, greasy white boy)

Grampa behind the counter opened the sliding window half an inch (which made me yell at the TV, 'oh NO! don't do that, dummy!) and spat back, "well, then y'all shoulda thought o' that 'fore y'all tried to rob my ass."

yep. Grampa said ass.

which brings me to today's installment of stupid.

dude goes to John Wayne airport. dude is going to fly to Philadelphia, with a stop in Vegas, because dude got out of the Navy just a few weeks ago.

dude was wearing baggy pants. but underneath his baggy pants, was wearing bicycle pants. and inside those pants was cocaine.

d-u-u-u-u-d-e. you're stupid. like no one's gonna notice you're wearing baggy pants?

go to jail. go directly to jail. do not pass go. do not be a stupid-head.

3 comments:

doodlebugmom said...

grandpa said ass....LOL

Melissa said...

Jason LOVES those stupid criminal shows. I see enough stupidity in my real life, though, that I can barely stand to watch.

Our former police chief told me once that if criminals weren't so stupid, their jobs would be a lot harder!

smileymamaT said...

heh heh, thanks for that.
Here's to ass-spewing grandpas and airport security.
I was invited to be in Mensa once...back when I was like 10... but my parents said I was too young so life went on and I do believe I've losted mosta my smartness now. :P