before we delve into today's subject, a request.
my stepfather is having pacemaker surgery Wednesday...installed, for the first time. my mother is nervous..and considering he's 81, well...it does make for some nervous moments.
of course, i'll let you know how it goes.
so. it's been a week tomorrow since i got privy to the news. a week since i started meds for the rest of my life and a week since my life changed.
but not the drama queen part. heck, i've been a master at that for most of my life.
yesterday, i got my very first test meter. i had one all picked out: it was tiny and cute and came in different colors. apparently, however, my doctor doesn't seem to fall for my ideas.
it's still small, but it's blue. i'm cool with that, but it sure ain't pink.
today i started monitoring me blood. yarrrrr. i'm checking 2-3 times a day, but today was a lot more, mostly because i'm still getting used to the dang thing. earlier this a.m., i was talking to my friend and fellow diabetic (i'm not only the president of the anti-sugar shack, i'm also a member!) and was whining about my delicate fingers getting some serious bruising because of the blood testing and not only that! i am bleeding all over the place.
stuck pig? thy name is me.
i asked what she kept her lance at. there are numeric setting on the lance so you can go thick or shallow...depending on you and your preference. she said her's was at three, which mine was as well. kinda low, really, but still! i'm starting to look like i'm rehearsing a scene from "Psycho! The Musical!"
this, cannot be good.
i've decided at this point that i need to go as low as i possibly can. and i move on.
then later in the day, i pass by her desk in time to see her checking her own blood, and i notice something...
she has the cap on her lance.
i do not.
well no freaking wonder i'm the Old Faithful of diabetics. i'm practically sticking a dagger in my finger.
so what have we learned today? for starters, that for someone that has had lot of experience with diabetics, i have NO idea what in the hell i'm doing. secondly is the fact that knowledge wise, i've got a long, long way to go.
and lastly - here's a stock tip: invest in Band-Aids. i'm single handily cornering the market in 'em.
i'm sensing a new book in my library: the Idiot's Guide to Diabetes.