be not offended.

but get ready for a good giggle or two. these came courtesy of the Darling Husband's email.

it's called: Buttons You Can't Wear at Work.

• If We Are What We Eat, Then I'm Fast, Cheap & Easy
• Rest Assured, No One Gives a Crap What You Think.
• Ask Me About My Ability to Completely Annoy Strangers!
• I See You're Playing Stupid Again...And Winning.
• Don't Make Me Go Psycho On Your Ass!
• Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box Now Are We?
• Damn Right I'm Good In Bed - I Can Sleep For Days.
• I'm Still Hot, It Just Comes In Flashes Now.
• Well - Aren't We Just the Little Freak of Nature?
• I'm Smiling. That Alone Should Scare You.
• A Few Clowns Short of a Circus Now Are We?
• Being a Crabby Bitch is Part of My Charm (my personal mantra)

and my very, very favorite...

• Back to your bridge, Evil Troll! You have no power here!!

just something to think of.